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what's wrong with swimsuits?
swimsuits suck.   they don't help you swim
and they cling to you funny.
what's a swim "suit"?
space suit you need a space suit to explore outer space.
gorilla suit you need a gorilla suit to dress up like a gorilla.
...why do you wear a swimsuit?
no swimsuits
swimsuits are about FASHION, not about swimming.
swimsuits
swimsuit chart charts like these teach women how to look sexy enough to swim.
leave it on the side of the pool and swim naked!